学术界的讽刺性索引系统 The Satirical Academic Indexing System
Web of Nothing (WoN) 是一个讽刺性的学术期刊索引系统,旨在通过幽默的方式反思学术出版的各种现象。我们收录"期刊"、分配"影响因子"、颁发 NCR 分区,甚至为每篇文章分配唯一的 NOI(Nothing Object Identifier)。 Web of Nothing (WoN) is a satirical academic journal indexing system that reflects on various phenomena in academic publishing through humor. We index "journals," assign "impact factors," award NCR quartiles, and even assign a unique NOI (Nothing Object Identifier) to each article.
本项目纯属娱乐,如有雷同,纯属巧合。 This project is for entertainment purposes only. Any resemblance to real journals is purely coincidental.
NCR(Nothing Classification Ranking)是我们独创的期刊评分排名系统,基于讽刺性、无意义程度、幽默感和创意性对期刊进行综合评估。 NCR (Nothing Classification Ranking) is our proprietary journal scoring and ranking system, comprehensively evaluating journals based on satirical nature, meaninglessness, humor, and creativity.
每本期刊获得 0-100 分的综合评分,评估维度包括: Each journal receives a comprehensive score of 0-100, evaluated across:
注:当期刊总数少于 100 本时,分区按实际数量比例动态调整。 Note: When total journals are fewer than 100, quartiles are dynamically adjusted based on actual proportions.
IF(Ironic Factor,讽刺因子)是我们追踪的期刊核心指标,反映期刊的搞笑讽刺程度和对学术荒谬现象的解构能力。 IF (Ironic Factor) is the core metric we track, reflecting a journal's satirical humor and its ability to deconstruct academic absurdity.
在学术界,真正的影响力因子(Impact Factor)带来的是焦虑、竞争和内卷。 In academia, the real Impact Factor brings anxiety, competition, and involution.
而讽刺因子(Ironic Factor)带来的是解放。 But Ironic Factor brings liberation.
所有期刊的 IF 值目前暂设为 0,象征着从评价体系中解放出来的自由。未来,我们将根据期刊的搞笑讽刺程度进行动态判别和评分。 All journals currently have an IF of 0, symbolizing the freedom liberated from evaluation systems. In the future, we will dynamically assess and score based on the journal's satirical humor.
NSSN(Nothing Serial Serial Number)是 Web of Nothing 为每本期刊分配的唯一标识码,采用 8 位纯数字格式。 NSSN (Nothing Serial Serial Number) is a unique identifier assigned by Web of Nothing to each journal, using an 8-digit pure number format.
XXXX-XXXX
1234-5671234-5675
NOI(Nothing Object Identifier)是为每篇提交的文章分配的唯一标识符,格式为:10.N0/YYYY.{object_type}.{subject}.{hash}
NOI (Nothing Object Identifier) is a unique identifier assigned to each submitted article, formatted as: 10.N0/YYYY.{object_type}.{subject}.{hash}
10.N0/2026.A.0101.4A0D5579916910.N0: 前缀Prefix2026: 年份YearA: 文章类型(Article)Object Type (Article)0101: 学科代码Subject Code4A0D55799169: 唯一哈希Unique Hash